Monday 31 January 2011

Vote for Martin!!

Hi

How's it goin?

My class mate Martin has been nominated for an award for his short film, The Power of the Hood.


If you can't see the video above then stop reading this crap on facebook and CLICK HERE

Please help him win this award which he rightly deserves by voting. 



To vote simply CLICK HERE and it will take you to the correct webpage and click the button that says vote. It will only take you two seconds and you will probably feel a little bit better about yourself for having done a good deed.

That's All For Now

Until Next Time

Have A Nice

Andy G 

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Sunday 30 January 2011

Campaworld News

Hi

How's it goin?

It's been a while since I gave you an update on the fun filled wonderland that is Campaworld.

It's been all change here in recent months.

Ivano has taken a job in a very fancy hotel down south, so we very rarely see him around these parts anymore. He is head wine man, and he's loving it. He is lucky enough to get live in accommodation included with the job so that saves a bit of money. He spends 5 days down there and 2 days back here in Campaworld. And usually when he does come back he spends his time cleaning up after me and Althea, and then cooks us dinner.

It's a complex system we have going on here at Campaworld. Althea and Ivano are clearly the parents of the house, they both frequently cook for me and clean up after me. But within that unit there is a sub group. Where Althea and I are pretty much the kids. We forget to put out the bins, we run out of food and don't go to the shop, so we just order take aways. And when we do go to the shop we spend the majority of our money on sweets and crisps.

Whenever Ivano is home we do always have a good laugh and I have documented some of these occasions with my eye phone.
I have included a few of these videos here for your viewing pleasure.
In recent weeks some people have criticised the putting of videos on the blog. Well to those people I say, Fook you! I'll put whatever the hell I want on here. If you don't like it get your own blog.




If you can't see the videos above then you really are missing out, especially the last one in Karova, stop reading this crap on facebook and CLICK HERE

For those of you who have been following the "Ivano watches Star Wars" series of posts, (as if anyone actually has) good news! Ivano as watched all the Star Wars movies now, and on Thursday I shall be writing up his thoughts on Episode II Attack Of The Clones.
It's very exciting.


That's All For Now

Until Next Time

Have A Nice

Andy G

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Friday 28 January 2011

100 Random Facebook Comments

Hi 

How's it goin? 

I was on Facebook the other day and I noticed something. I had nearly 400 facebook friends. Surely I don't know that many people.

That's mental, mental chicken oriental! 

And If I do have 400 friends on this online community, why am I not constantly chatting with them. There are people from all over the world on my friends list. Surely if they are my friends they should be chatting to me all the time due to international time zones. And I to them. 

I started having a look at some of these so called friends. Some of them I barely know. People I met once, 8 years ago have added me as a friend. But why? I have nothing to say to these people, nothing against them, but I don't know you. 

Sorry.

So I had a bit of a clear out. I got my friends list down to 345 people. And I'm still on the lookout to drop more. If I see an update from someone I don't know or haven't spoken to in over a year, then you are dropped. 

Sorry.

But thems the rules.

Still, with 345 friends surely the facebook banter must always be flowing. I decided to put my facebook friends to the test, to see how interesting they were. I challenged my facebook friends to give me 100 random comments. These are those comments. If you are on this list, then you truly are a friend. If you didn't leave me a comment, then you're a bastard!

(Unless of course you weren't on facebook over the 24 hour period I was doing this, in which case sorry for calling you a bastard. You're a lovely person. Is that a new hat? It looks great on you.)


People of Facebook. I want 100 random comments! GO!
Yesterday at 11:57 ·  · 

  • You and David Morrison like this.

    • Caterina Helena Clark If your name is Ben you are more likely to have an accident them if your name iS Ian!
      Yesterday at 12:02 · 

    • Drew Forbes In august 2006 London hosted it's first masturbation marathon
      Yesterday at 12:06 · 
      I heard you came first!

    • Paul Riley I like chocolate too much!!!!
      Yesterday at 12:15 · 

    • Sibo Buthelezi Poor no teas to buy. Remembering the old good days.
      Yesterday at 12:16 · 
      While working on the QE2, I used to pay Sibo to work for me. A lot. I'm fairly certain he bought his first house all thanks to me.

    • Mark Cruickshank Babersmoosh
      Yesterday at 12:20 · 

    • Calum Spence My garden wall isn't 4 foot high.
      Yesterday at 12:35 · 

    • Hayley Sommerville Der gummybaum ist af dem tisch means the rubber plant is on the table in german xxx
      Yesterday at 12:35 ·  ·  1 person

    • Gregory Dorothy The Wizard of Oz is based on a true story
      Yesterday at 12:38 · 

    • Scott Ironside I apologise for the mess, i was overcome by the exhuberance of my own verbosity.
      Yesterday at 12:50 via Facebook Mobile · 

    • Fiona Stokes The banana and the Apple will never be friends due to extreme fruit prejudice. X
      Yesterday at 13:08 · 

    • Alice Poole How to make your own lemonade... heat 100 g sugar, half a cup of water and 4 large lemons!! x
      Yesterday at 13:13 · 

    • Gordon Sutherland Tosh
      Yesterday at 13:30 · 

    • Scott Ironside Jezus christ is that your mother?
      Yesterday at 13:31 via Facebook Mobile · 
      My mother couldn't figure out facebook, she still thinks the telly remote is a cordless phone!

    • Steve Young Worrying is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere !
      23 hours ago · 

    • Steve Young Midgets : all the fun of a twelve year old, but perfectly legal :)
      23 hours ago ·  ·  1 person

    • David Morrison I like turtles
      23 hours ago · 

    • Scott Ironside The clitoris. natures rubix cube.
      23 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · 

    • Emma Lonie All polar bears are left handed
      23 hours ago · 

    • Stephen Horne Kites are fun.
      23 hours ago · 

    • Phil Gray The correct answer to every statement is "It's a little bit more complicated than that"
      23 hours ago · 

    • Drew Forbes The world melon-headbutting record stands at 47 smashed water melons in under a minute and is held by some Aussie called John Allwood
      22 hours ago · 

    • Elspeth Munro barrocca in a red bull. DO IT
      22 hours ago · 

    • Kalon Moore unicorns with rocket launchers
      22 hours ago · 

    • Laura McCombie Dweebs are just like everyone else, but a lot less cool.
      22 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · 

    • Scott Ironside Tasmanian devils ears turn red when they are angry
      21 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · 

    • Laura McCombie In Cleveland, Ohio, it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
      20 hours ago · 

    • Fiona Stokes also in cleveand it is illegal to take a lion to the movies
      20 hours ago ·  ·  1 person

    • Caterina Helena Clark there is a place in the states called wankers corner, another called shag and another called dildo
      20 hours ago · 

    • Luke Eaton Theres a dog in my trousers, do i need a fishing permit???
      18 hours ago · 

    • Sue Watt I miss Kev♥
      18 hours ago · 

    • Andy Graham me too!
      17 hours ago · 

    • Scott Ironside My hovercraft is full of eels
      17 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · 

    • Caterina Helena Clark There is a place called Dallas and another called Dollar in Aberdeen
      17 hours ago · 

    • Fiona Stokes Mrs white got a fright in the middle.of the night
      17 hours ago · 

    • Fiona Stokes She saw a ghost eating toast half way up a lamppost
      17 hours ago · 

    • Laura McCombie George Lucas got the idea of Chewbacca watching his wife Marcia drive off in her car.
      17 hours ago · 

    • Gregory Dorothy Paul McCartney smells of pears
      17 hours ago · 

    • David Morrison I am wearing odd socks
      17 hours ago · 

    • Fiona Stokes Yogi is smarter than the average bear
      17 hours ago · 

    • Robert Pájaro so hier ist nun der 40. kommentar, und es gibt etwas auf die ohren, dubmoood aus frankreich live in berlin. viel spass damit und wir sehen uns am montag im studio :D

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI3ddiFLMN4

      17 hours ago · 
      Took the words right outta my mouth.

    • Laura McCombie Elephants can't jump.
      17 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · 

    • Robert Pájaro but they can paint very good

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He7Ge7Sogrk

      17 hours ago · 

    • Jeanine Catherine I'm not wearinggg anyy underweeeaaarrrrr
      16 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · 

    • Mike Anstey what if frogs barked and dogs croaked?...
      15 hours ago · 

    • Kirsty Pettitt I want pineapples
      15 hours ago · 

    • Scott Ironside I also cook
      13 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · 

    • Scott Ironside Better call the office!
      13 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · 

    • Laura McCombie I don't make soup
      13 hours ago · 

    • David Morrison My knee hurts
      5 minutes ago · 
  • Jaclyn Louise Cruickshank No likey no lighty!
    17 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · 

  • Drew Forbes Penguins pant like dogs to cool down
    17 hours ago · 

  • Gordon Sutherland The sky is the limit
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes Cats have no collarbones
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes Drizzle is defined as...No more than 14 droplets per square foot per second
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes Before 1920 it was technically legal to send children through the mail in the US
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes Mageirocophobia is the fear of cooking
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes A woman in stiletto heels exerts 552 pounds of pressure per squzre inch at the heel
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes In 1981, Turkish scientists concluded that disco music turned mice homosexual
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes A group of 12 or more cows is known as a 'Flink'
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes Butterflies taste with their feet.
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes To save energy, small coffee bean growers dry out their beans in the sun. As a result, the average ten pound bag of "indie" coffee contains around three teaspoons of insect matter and bird droppings
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes The longest distance recorded for projectile vomitting is 27 feet
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes Human tonsils are so dense that they can bounce higher than a rubber ball of similar weight and size, but only for the first 30 minutes after they've been removed
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes Moths are unable to fly during an earthquake
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes Scuba divers cannot fart at depths of 33 feet or below
    16 hours ago ·  ·  1 person

  • Drew Forbes The largest commercially available bra size 52E
    16 hours ago ·  ·  1 person

  • Drew Forbes ‎60% of M&Ms are brown.
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes Lite beer has less C2H5oh than regular beer cause the calories are in the alcohol.
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes ‎- There are 2.5 million new gonorrhoea cases a year among Americans
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes ‎- The soldiers of World War I were the first people to use the modern flushing toilet. The inventor: Thomas Crapper
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes ‎- Swans are the only birds with penises
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes ‎- In Texas, it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes It is physically impossible to urinate and give blood at the same time;
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes San Francisco once passed a law stating that people classified as ugly may not been seen on the streets at any time.
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes There are as many chickens on this planet as humans
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes Americans choke on toothpicks more that anything else
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes It is physically impossible for any human being to consume an entire gallon of whole milk at once.
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes ‎*Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women.
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes ‎*Papaphobia is the fear of Popes.
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes ‎*Phobophobia is a fear of fearing.
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes Pentheraphobia is a fear of a mother-in-law.
    16 hours ago · 

  • Andy Graham Drew, calm down. Let someone else have a go!
    16 hours ago · 

  • Drew Forbes I'm done! All knowledge out!
    16 hours ago · 

  • Diana Leto Let's do comic book movie quotes...
    14 hours ago · 

  • Diana Leto I'll start with some J. Jonah Jameson Spiderman 2:
    Dear, we agreed to put on a wedding, not go into bankruptcy... Caviar? Who are we inviting, the czar? Get some cheese and crackers... some of those little cocktail weenies...

    14 hours ago · 

  • Diana Leto When do we eat?
    -The Kid, "Dick Tracy"

    14 hours ago · 

  • Diana Leto I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right.
    - Hellboy, "Hellboy"

    14 hours ago · 

  • Diana Leto Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it.
    -The Joker, 'The Dark Knight'

    14 hours ago · 

  • Diana Leto Tee off's one-thirty, more than enough time to put you away for life, Sally.
    -Harvey Dent, 'The Dark Knight'

    14 hours ago · 

  • Scott Ironside Walk without rythm and you wont attract the worm
    13 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · 

  • Scott Ironside I didnt fall down the floor needed a hug
    13 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · 

  • Scott Ironside how can you hate the colonel? coz he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly..smartarse!
    12 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · 
  • Scott Ironside I got tired of coming up with last minute solutions to impossible problems created by other fuckin people-tommy lee jones-under siege
    10 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · 

  • Kevin Watt fanta was invented in nazi germany.
    6 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · 

  • Kevin Watt another drink related one. Irn-bru in australia doesn't contain caffeine.
    6 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · 

  • Martin Bown A tomato is a fruit not a vegetable.
    5 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · 

  • Kevin Watt how about - andy g requesting 100 comments is a cry for people to like him.
    3 hours ago via Facebook Mobile ·  ·  1 person

  • Andy Graham People already like me! I was simply conducting an experiment to see what people could come up with. Plus I was really bored.
    3 hours ago · 

  • Kevin Watt I know but you wanted random comments and you were 1 away. That was no.100!
    2 hours ago · 



Some good comments posted. I can only apologise for Drew who seemed to get quite carried away with the whole thing.
Overall I am impressed at the randomness of my facebook friends.
Plus it made up a blogpost in which I had to write very little.


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Until Next Time

Have A Nice

Andy G

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