30 Day Challenge: Challenge Complete!

Hi

How's it goin?

So my 30 day challenge has come to an end. Every day for 30 days I posted a picture, or pictures according to a pre determined list I saw on facebook. I hope you enjoyed it.

Jonny Mountain said he is going to miss the daily blog posts. Which was nice of him. I don't think he has much else going on in his life.

During the 30 day challenge, this blog was visited 654 times by 408 unique users from 56 different countries, and even one person from Croyden!

And someone from a town called Chipping Sodbury!

What a great name!

I even had a celebrity reader. The one, the only ROLAND FOOKING RAT!!!

He sent me a tweet regarding Day 30: A picture of someone you miss.


The most viewed post throughout the month of April was not one of my challenge posts, It was The Tale Of The Bratislavan Stag Do: Naked Mud Wrestling, A Stolen Wallet, and A Drink In My Retina! It was viewed 145 times.

The good thing about the 30 day challenge for me was that I wrote it all in advance. The past 30 days have been very busy for me. I went to Stornoway for a few days, I went to Glasgow for a couple of days. I did a two week work placement which I just finished today. I'll be writing about these experiences and more in the next few weeks, which I am sure you are excited about reading. I know dear reader that you have very little else in your life other than this little blog. And that's ok. I still love you. Unless you are a knob, in which case, I don't. 

I also spent a lot of time this past April writing my next book.

The first draft is currently in the hands of my editor who is probably destroying it with the Red Pen Of Doom!

For anyone who cares, my next book is about my experiences last summer. As regular readers will be aware, last summer I went to four weddings in the space of 6 weeks. This book is a chronicling of these events. I'm hoping to have it ready to go in a few weeks. I really need the money, so when it is available, please buy it, and then tell your friends to buy it. It's tentatively titled, 

The Wedding Blogger

4 Weddings

3 Amazing Chat Up Lines 

2 Stag Do's

1 Speech About A Cake

If anyone can come up with a better title I am open to suggestions. No Four Weddings and a Funeral puns tho!

For anyone who is interested, my first book Fifty Envelopes, is now available as a download, and it's only £3. You should buy it if you haven't already. In fact even if you have bought it, you should buy it again, just in case. Sorry, like I said I really need the money. 

That's All For Now

Until Next Time

Have A Nice 

Andy G 

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30 Day Challenge Day 30: A picture of someone you miss.

Hi

How's it goin?

Remember Roland Rat? He was by far the greatest TV rat ever.

Here's a video if you don't believe me. It also stars Leslie Ash from Men Behaving Badly. Possibly her second best role ever.

If you can't see the video above then stop reading this crap on Facebook and CLICK HERE.

That's All For Now

Until Next Time

Have A Nice

Andy G

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30 Day Challenge Day 29: A picture that can always make you smile.

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How's it goin? 

This picture always makes me smile.

It's my parent's car, which I borrowed to go to the pub.

Couple of things I should point out. I wasn't drinking. I was working at the pub.

I DID NOT crash into that bollard. It was already leaning that way. I parked the car and took the photo in such a way that made it look like I had crashed into it. I thought it would be funny. Despite this, my Mum saw this photo and claimed that there was a dent in the front of the car, and attempted to lay the blame on me. Citing the above picture as evidence.

The above picture was taken for purely comedy purposes. I did not crash into the bollard. So who did crash the car Mum?

That's All For Now

Until Next Time

Have A Nice 

Andy G 

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30 Day Challenge Day 28: A picture of something you're afraid of.

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How's it goin?


I. Fear. Nothing.




That's All For Now


Until Next Time


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Andy G


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30 Day Challenge Day 27: A picture of yourself and a family member.

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How's it goin? 

I don't think I have any pics of myself and a family member. I'm sure they exist somewhere. But I don't have any.  There are no recent pics, mainly because my family don't really like me. Which is fair enough. I am a bit of a knob.
So here's a pic of myself and my brother from another mother.

According to facebook he is my brother, so that must make it true.
The above pic of myself and Adam was taken while working on board The Ship. Several years later I got this picture turned into a life size cardboard cut out of the two of us. In fact I got two. Well it was so cheap to get the second one it would have been stupid NOT to have done it. My cutout lives in my bedroom at Campaworld behind my DVD shelf, casting an ever watchful eye on all who enter my room. 

That's All For Now 

Until Next Time

Have A Nice

Andy G

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30 Day Challenge Day 26: A picture of something that means a lot to you.

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How's it goin?


This picture is filled with things that mean a lot to me.

Obviously I'm wearing my cowboy hat, and Jeremy is in the background. But the focus of the picture is clearly "The Boob Mug."


The Boob Mug is one of my favourite mugs.


Adam bought it for me when we were on The Ship. I was in a bit of a bad mood, and he was lucky enough to get the afternoon of in St Thomas. I was not so lucky. So while he was off relaxing at the beach with beers galore. I was serving the cheap bastards who all came back on board for lunch.

To cheer me up, when Adam came back on board, he presented me with this mug, and a beer. I drank the beer right away. In fact I think I had a few, then went to work. So this mug does mean a lot to me. It always cheers me up.
Also this picture is very important to me, as my lovely girlfriend took it. I have deliberately not mentioned her throughout the majority of the 30 Day Challenge, as I did not want to appear a soppy git.
Thank you Laura for taking this lovely picture. It is very lovely. Just like you. And thank you for that battenberg the other day. It was top notch.


Have you ever had Battenberg Cake?


It's bloody lovely!

That's All For Now

Until Next Time 

Have A Nice

Andy G

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30 Day Challenge Day 25: A picture of your favorite day.

Hi

How's it goin?

My favourite day is MONDAY. At least it used to be, back in the days when we had MONDAY NIGHT RAZZ!

Here's a pic of Myself, Rushton and Dr Kev, taken on the same night we found a tricycle.

For some reason on Monday Night Razz, we went through a phase where we kept taking pictures with what we thought were comedy poses, here are some of the better ones.

Good times.

Bring back The Monday Night Razz!

That's All For Now

Until Next Time

Have A Nice 

Andy G 

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