Monday, 29 March 2010
Saturday, 27 March 2010
Hows it goin?
I went to the student union last night. It's my first time in the union since becoming a student again, it hasn't changed much.
However I did notice a slight change in the entry requirements. I approached the desk and showed them my student card and walked off, but they called me back. They asked me for id to prove I was over 18.
"Are you serious?" I asked
"Yes it's the law." The woman behind the desk said.
Now dear reader, I ask you, does this look like a face that's under 18?
Until Next Time
Have A Nice
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Friday, 26 March 2010
Whatever comes first.
is sometimes quite scary.
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Tuesday, 23 March 2010
I'd like to think it now is.
At this point I did ask if they knew who the people were, who were calling me ugly and if they could send me a picture of them.
I feel that is only fair.
One of the Chav customers asked if I had bluetooth as he could send me a picture of one of them.
I said yes and he seemed shocked,
"You mean you have an up to date phone?" he said with shock in his voice.
"Yes I do, much like yourself I measure my manhood by the phone I have." I replied sarcastically.
He then looked confused. I told him he might understand when he grows up a bit.
I know what you're thinking, you're thinking there's NO WAY you can go to Mother Tuckers and call me a "Dickhead" well don't worry, I won't make you do that. I have developed a way that does it for you.
I have created my own clothing line!
I have created over 73 different products that say Andy Graham is a Dickhead
all for sale at a reasonable price.
So if you want to buy one of these wonderful products then simply go to
Please do go and buy something then wear it on your visit to Mother Tuckerz. I'm sure they will get a kick out of it and you might get something better than a free sandwich.
It seems at the moment I have too many mother tuckers tuckin with my shit
Thats All For Now
Monday, 22 March 2010
First of all let me congratulate you on a very well constructed comment, your wit clearly has no bounds. (sarcasm warning)
How has anything I have ever said make you think I am blind?
In fact I don't think anyone has ever.
Please don't take offence to this as I genuinely am curious, but are you someone with learning difficulties?
Or any you only 10?
The insults you throw at me do have a somewhat childlike quality about them.
I should let you know that I do actually have a brain, admittedly I don't use it for much but it does exist, I assure you.
I think this is completely uncalled for.
Are you a looker yourself?
As I said to the other Anonymous defender of Mother Tuckerz, I would like to see a photo.
I have noticed in these abusive attacks that no one has yet offered me an explanation as to why no one at Mother Tuckerz has replied to me and all people have done is hurl insults at me which have no basis in fact. I suspect these insults, originate from the minds of children who have no appropriate response to my genuine concerns regarding the business practices of Mother Tuckerz. I find this quite a depressing state of affairs.
Have you entangled Aberdeen College in some kind of money laundering scheme?
Oh dear god, are you in the mafia?
Also I think you meant to say, "College student funds."
With an "e."
If you do subscribe then I will make a collage all about you.
Sunday, 21 March 2010
Regular readers will know I recently wrote a letter to Mother Tuckerz sandwich shop in Aberdeen.
The reason for this was they sold myself and 3 of my classmates out of date products without any warning. Also the sandwich they sold me was incredibly mediocre and the staff didn't seem to know what anything was.
I was very disappointed when they did not reply, so much so I even wrote them another letter.
This has also gone unanswered, on the plus side it has taken up 2 envelopes in the 50 envelope challenge.
However, on Saturday night I received an e-mail saying that someone has left a comment on my blog, the comment was in relation to the letter I sent to Mother Tuckers.
£13 worth of crisps is a bit excessive isn't it?
Tell me, are you one of Aberdeen's larger citizens?
If you are buying that many crisps in one go I might suggest having the odd apple and maybe going for a run sometime.
Just a suggestion. I'm not having a go, I have nothing against fat people.
I am still unsure as to how buying out of date crisps raises money for charity, there was no sign advertising this fact. Either that the crisps were out of date or they were for charity. Even if they were sign posted, (which they were not) it would still make it spectacularly illegal to sell them. I am not against raising money for charity, I would just prefer to make a donation rather than risk my health.
"All the customers that i am aware of think the letters are disgraceful."
Why are customers reading a letter of complaint? Surely this screams a lack of professionalism. The chances of someone stumbling on my little blog by chance and reading my Mother Tuckers letters are very, very small indeed. So this leads me to the conclusion that the majority of the staff at Mother Tuckerz have read the letters I wrote and shared the contents with friends.
If the Manager or owner is reading this, come on! What are you doing you muppet! Have you ever run a business before?
You're appear to be showing off a letter of complaint?
Is that a good idea?
Here's another song about sandwiches.
Thats All For Now
Monday, 15 March 2010
I would like to give you a chance to explain yourselves for this shocking behaviour, both regarding the original incident and the lack of response. My blog gets read by people all over the world and this could be your chance to get some very good publicity. I could even make an appearance at your shop and get a photographer along.