Friday, 5 March 2010

Friendly Friday: Alice

Hows it goin?
Since I talked about Kev last week I thought it was only fair I should mention his future Bride, Alice.

Alice is the one on the right.

Alice has the dancing skills of a professional dancer on speed. 
She's almost as good as me.
When we were at Mark and Kim's wedding, Alice and I ruled the dance floor. 
Alice is also the person who said the infamous line,
I still don't know what that is. 
Maybe it will be served at her and Kev's wedding.
They will have to run it by me first tho, seeing as I am the Master of Ceremonies! 
All decisions go through me! 

A poem for Alice

Her names Alice and she's got some dance moves,
she hits the dance floor, 
like a criminal who's smooth.
She once asked me, is that a sausage cheese?
Can you tell me, what that is please?
Alice works in hair and beauty,
I hope at her wedding I get me a cutie.

I Scoured the internet to find a suitable video to sum up Alice. I didn't want to be too obvious and have "Who the fuck is Alice?" 
I thought about putting on a wedding video, and then I found this.
It's only very loosely related to weddings and has nothing to do with Alice but I thought it was good.

If you can't see the video above then stop reading this crap on facebook and CLICK HERE.

Thats All For Now

Until Next Time

Have A Nice

Andy G

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1 comment:

  1. I like that James is at the back of this photo, staring angrily into the middle distance. It's just like episode of Seinfeld. If you haven't seen it, then you're a loser.



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