Friendly Friday: Alice

Hi

Hows it goin?

Since I talked about Kev last week I thought it was only fair I should mention his future Bride, Alice.

Alice is the one on the right.

Alice has the dancing skills of a professional dancer on speed. 

She's almost as good as me.

When we were at Mark and Kim's wedding, Alice and I ruled the dance floor. 

Alice is also the person who said the infamous line,

"is that a sausage cheese?" 

I still don't know what that is. 

Maybe it will be served at her and Kev's wedding.

They will have to run it by me first tho, seeing as I am the Master of Ceremonies! 

All decisions go through me! 

A poem for Alice

Her names Alice and she's got some dance moves,

she hits the dance floor, 

like a criminal who's smooth.

She once asked me, is that a sausage cheese?

Can you tell me, what that is please?

Alice works in hair and beauty,

I hope at her wedding I get me a cutie.

I Scoured the internet to find a suitable video to sum up Alice. I didn't want to be too obvious and have "Who the fuck is Alice?" 

I thought about putting on a wedding video, and then I found this.

It's only very loosely related to weddings and has nothing to do with Alice but I thought it was good.

If you can't see the video above then stop reading this crap on facebook and CLICK HERE.

Thats All For Now

Until Next Time

Have A Nice

Andy G

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