Friday, 29 January 2010

Dear Nurofen ( A.K.A. Envelope 10 of 50)

Hows it goin?
Here's yet another letter in my 50 envelope challenge. This time I thought I would write to a company who truly deserved some praise.

Dear Nurofen,

Good day. I hope this letter finds you well. This is just a short note to say thank you. I am generally a well mannered person and I believe in giving praise where praise is due. And I owe you a massive thanks. So many times I have woken up with the hangover from hell and so many times your tiny little pills have helped to ease my suffering. I am particularly fond of the new express gel tablets. I do like the fact they are bright red, which makes them much easier to find, especially when I am confused, and bleary eyed in the morning. I have recently become a fully-fledged alcoholic and I will be depending on your pills more than ever. So in advance I thank you.

You guys ROCK!!

Here’s a short poem to express my thanks.

Just a short note to say thank you,
I love your pills, I usually take two.
After a night, when I’ve been drinkin,
I was speakin shite, and not really thinking.
I awake in my bed,
And I’ve got a soar head.
I take two of your pills,
And I awake from the dead!

Kind Regards

Andy G
(satisfied customer)

Thats All For Now

Until Next Time

Have A Nice

Andy G

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