Hows it goin?
The other day I received this email.
Hey Andy G,
The staff at Wowzie just love your blogs!!! Great fun. Now, how about you come and have a free milkshake on us for being so entertaining!!
Pop in and say hello sometime.
Louise, Mirisha, Donna, Shannon and Rhuairidh XX
It seems I have attracted some new readers. I had never heard of Wowzies before. After visiting the website I discovered it is a sweet shop just off george street in Aberdeen.
I was tempted with the offer of a free milkshake but I was somewhat suspicious.
This shop is quite close to Mother Tuckerz.
Perhaps this was a trap.
Maybe Mother Tuckerz and Wowzies have teamed up and formed an alliance to destroy me. Maybe they are attempting to lure me into what appears to be a fun loving sweet shop, then they drop the cage, shoot me with a tranquilizer dart and chop me up into little pieces and serve me up in a panini.
I was convinced this was what was happening.
I mentioned this to my classmates over lunch, they tried to convince me to go into the shop. I was starting to think perhaps they were in on it too.
They were keen to visit Wowzies, but I was still hesitant. I sent them in as a re con team while I went and hid in a safe location.
Apparently it's all safe.
I am told the owner of Wowzies has some sort of feud with the owner of Mother Tuckerz and she did a google search for Mother Tuckerz Aberdeen to see if anyone had ever written a review about them.
And did you know that if you google Mother Tuckerz Aberdeen, the top two sites are links to this blog.
Well you do now.
So I now have a new army of fans at Wowzies. You should all go check it out, my classmates were very impressed.
Thats All For Now
Until Next Time
Have A Nice
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