Wednesday, 16 June 2010

The greatest email I have ever received, ever.

Hows it goin? 
On wednesday afternoon I received the greatest email I have ever received, ever.
The email came from one of my lecturer's at school.

Hi Andy,
Just marked your graded unit - you got an A - well done
Have a good stagger, be careful
Sara :)

Did you see that?
An A!

A is for Awesome!
A is for Ace!
A is for Amazing!
A is for Andy!
And don't you fucking forget it!

This means my college work for the year is done.

The paperwork is done and the film is complete.

I sent DVD's to the cast today, Chef Dave saw it and he said it was very well shot, (which means he thought it was shit) and my Dad said he liked the titles (referring to the DVD menu, which was a generic DVD menu that comes with the apple dvd burning software.) (This also means he thought it was shit)

So there ya go, two rave reviews.

Altho the film is technically good (by which I mean it is well shot)
I genuinely do not like it anymore.
The cast are very good, and the camera work is excellent, the problem lies in the script.

The script is essentially, pants.

I am considering not putting it up on you tube. It has funny moments to me, because I wrote it, and I know where all the jokes are, because they are relevant to me. And even then they aren't that funny.
It's not a straight out comedy, it's a satire, and if you don't know what a satire is, you're a fucking moron!

From Wikipedia:

Satire is often strictly defined as a literary genre or form, although in practice it can be found in the graphic and performing arts. In satire, human or individual vices, follies, abuses, or shortcomings are censured by ridicule, derision, burlesqueirony, or other methods, ideally with the intent of improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be funny, its purpose is often not so much humour for its own sake as an attack on something strongly disapproved by the satirist, using the weapon of wit.

Anyway, I may upload the video to you tube one day, maybe. 

But in the mean time, I got a fucking A.

Yabba Dabba mother fucking doo!!!!

Thats All For Now 

Until Next Time 

Have A Nice 

Andy G 

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  1. Astoundingly Accurate Account :)

  2. Congrats on you A (for Amazing and Ace.. and Andy.. I forgot the rest) :) Hope you have fun and I am sure that if nothing else that your film really is.. well shot :)



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