Hi
How's it goin?
I learned recently that Ivano has never seen Star Wars.
That's mental!
So I went out and bought him the box set. I decided that he should watch the original trilogy first, then the prequels.
That's mental!
So I went out and bought him the box set. I decided that he should watch the original trilogy first, then the prequels.
Warning if you haven't ever seen Star Wars:
1: You're a fool.
2: Please be aware that this blog post will contain spoilers.
This being a momentous moment in anyones life, I thought it best to document the occasion. Here's a video of a man you will never, ever see again. A pre Star Wars Ivano. See you on the other side my friend.
If you can't see the video above then stop reading this crap on facebook and CLICK HERE.
During the course of the film:
Althea thought since we were watching a Sci Fi Movie, she would dress up as some kind of freaky alien.
Althea thought since we were watching a Sci Fi Movie, she would dress up as some kind of freaky alien.
Ivano insisted that Luke Skywalkers real name was Antonio.
He also insisted that Darth Vadars real name was Lord Evil.
He said that he really liked the Wheelie Bin that whistled. (R2-D2)
On no less than three occasions, he asked if the guy playing Obi Wan Kenobi was Sean Connery?
I asked him if he knew the names of any actors in films today and he replied with, "I like Ben Stiller."
He also asked twice if the guy playing Han Solo was Kevin Costner?
Near the end of the film he asked,
"So Antonio and the wheelie bin are going to blow up the big ball?"
Personally I don't see it. Maybe with a beard?
And now it is with great pleasure I introduce you to a new man, the man who has had his life changed forever. Ivano, after having just watched Star Wars!
Once again if you can't see the video above then stop reading this crap on facebook and CLICK HERE
Next week Ivano watches The Empire Strikes Back.
Here's a sneak preview.
Ivano: Do you know she is not called Leia in Italy?
Andy: Really? Why change the name?
Ivano: Because in Italy, Leia means sewage.
Here's a sneak preview.
Ivano: Do you know she is not called Leia in Italy?
Andy: Really? Why change the name?
Ivano: Because in Italy, Leia means sewage.
That's All For Now
Until Next Time
May The Force Be With You
Andy G
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Hehe well done Andy for buying Ivano star wars. Well done Ivano for liking star wars. Well done Althea for showing them both Eddie izzards death star canteen bit on YouTube.
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