Hi
How's it goin?
I was on Facebook the other day and I noticed something. I had nearly 400 facebook friends. Surely I don't know that many people.
That's mental, mental chicken oriental!
And If I do have 400 friends on this online community, why am I not constantly chatting with them. There are people from all over the world on my friends list. Surely if they are my friends they should be chatting to me all the time due to international time zones. And I to them.
I started having a look at some of these so called friends. Some of them I barely know. People I met once, 8 years ago have added me as a friend. But why? I have nothing to say to these people, nothing against them, but I don't know you.
Sorry.
So I had a bit of a clear out. I got my friends list down to 345 people. And I'm still on the lookout to drop more. If I see an update from someone I don't know or haven't spoken to in over a year, then you are dropped.
Sorry.
But thems the rules.
Still, with 345 friends surely the facebook banter must always be flowing. I decided to put my facebook friends to the test, to see how interesting they were. I challenged my facebook friends to give me 100 random comments. These are those comments. If you are on this list, then you truly are a friend. If you didn't leave me a comment, then you're a bastard!
(Unless of course you weren't on facebook over the 24 hour period I was doing this, in which case sorry for calling you a bastard. You're a lovely person. Is that a new hat? It looks great on you.)
Drew Forbes Drizzle is defined as...No more than 14 droplets per square foot per second
16 hours ago ·
Drew Forbes Before 1920 it was technically legal to send children through the mail in the US
16 hours ago ·
Drew Forbes A woman in stiletto heels exerts 552 pounds of pressure per squzre inch at the heel
16 hours ago ·
Drew Forbes In 1981, Turkish scientists concluded that disco music turned mice homosexual
16 hours ago ·
Drew Forbes To save energy, small coffee bean growers dry out their beans in the sun. As a result, the average ten pound bag of "indie" coffee contains around three teaspoons of insect matter and bird droppings
16 hours ago ·
Drew Forbes Human tonsils are so dense that they can bounce higher than a rubber ball of similar weight and size, but only for the first 30 minutes after they've been removed
16 hours ago ·
Drew Forbes Lite beer has less C2H5oh than regular beer cause the calories are in the alcohol.
16 hours ago ·
Drew Forbes - The soldiers of World War I were the first people to use the modern flushing toilet. The inventor: Thomas Crapper
16 hours ago ·
Drew Forbes San Francisco once passed a law stating that people classified as ugly may not been seen on the streets at any time.
16 hours ago ·
Drew Forbes More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world
16 hours ago ·
Drew Forbes A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court
16 hours ago ·
Drew Forbes It is physically impossible for any human being to consume an entire gallon of whole milk at once.
16 hours ago ·
Diana Leto I'll start with some J. Jonah Jameson Spiderman 2:
Dear, we agreed to put on a wedding, not go into bankruptcy... Caviar? Who are we inviting, the czar? Get some cheese and crackers... some of those little cocktail weenies...
14 hours ago ·
Diana Leto I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right.
- Hellboy, "Hellboy"
14 hours ago ·
Diana Leto Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it.
-The Joker, 'The Dark Knight'
14 hours ago ·
Diana Leto Tee off's one-thirty, more than enough time to put you away for life, Sally.
-Harvey Dent, 'The Dark Knight'
14 hours ago ·
Scott Ironside how can you hate the colonel? coz he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly..smartarse!
12 hours ago via Facebook Mobile ·
- Scott Ironside I got tired of coming up with last minute solutions to impossible problems created by other fuckin people-tommy lee jones-under siege
10 hours ago via Facebook Mobile ·
Kevin Watt another drink related one. Irn-bru in australia doesn't contain caffeine.
6 hours ago via Facebook Mobile ·
Kevin Watt how about - andy g requesting 100 comments is a cry for people to like him.
3 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · ·1 person
Andy Graham People already like me! I was simply conducting an experiment to see what people could come up with. Plus I was really bored.
3 hours ago ·
Kevin Watt I know but you wanted random comments and you were 1 away. That was no.100!
2 hours ago ·
Some good comments posted. I can only apologise for Drew who seemed to get quite carried away with the whole thing.
Overall I am impressed at the randomness of my facebook friends.
Plus it made up a blogpost in which I had to write very little.
That's All For Now
Until Next Time
Have A Nice
Andy G
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