How's it goin?
Last week on Facebook, people were playing the number game. As I understand it, you send a facebook message to your friend with a random number. Your friend then writes a status update about you, labeling you with that number. So you will know they are talking about you, and no one else will. I have decided to play a similar game on the blog.
It's premise is exactly the same. I will assign a random number to people I know and write a short sentence just for them, not necessarily friends, but just generally people I have met.Friends, classmates, colleagues, etc. The only difference in my game, is that no one will know what number they have been assigned.
Can you guess who is who?
167: You're a dick.
12: You're not a dick.
134: You're a legend.
187: You are the geekiest of all my friends.
89: You are quite possibly one of the most entertaining people I have ever met.
56: We met many years ago above the planes of Africa, and there, a legend was born!
67: You're probably pished.
528: You are also probably pished.
370: Stop reading this at work and do some work you lazy bugger!
298: You are very odd, but in a fun way.
54: Sorry I left you in the club that night, so many years ago, but as I said at the time, Bro's before Ho's.
83: You are a complete fucking moron. I sincerely hope that one day soon you have a complete personality transplant. I truly do not like even being in the same room as you, and I look forward to the day when I no longer have to look at you or hear you're incredibly annoying voice.
32: You're a hottie. Fancy a drink?
432: You're a hottie. Fancy a drink?
838: You're not the best looking, but if number 32 and number 432 are busy, fancy a drink?
60: You're a dick.
26: You're quite possibly one of the smartest people I have ever met.
35: You drink far too much, but in a good way.
537: Fancy a pint?
753: You're a machine, an unstoppable machine.
320: You're the craziest italian I know.
478: You're married to the craziest italian I know.
84: I would love to get you drunk and take advantage of you.
12: I would love to get drunk and let you take advantage of me.
8: I have seen you naked, and I really, really didn't ask for that.
658: Sorry I was sick on you that time.
52: I think you might be a little bit extreme at times, and a bit racist, and far too interested in teenage girls.
23: I'm still waiting for coitus.
572: Are we human? Or are we Dancers?
836: Flattery WILL get you everywhere!
85: How you survived the whole night in that corset I will never know.
658: You truly do have magical powers!
969: You don't need sex, sex needs you!
841: You have the hair of a greek god!
739: I can't believe you haven't bought my book yet!
295: Fine day tho.
689: I'd love a naughty sausage
That's All For Now
Until Next Time
Have A Nice
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