Thursday, 3 February 2011

Star Wars: Attack of the Italians!


How's it goin?

So for the past few weeks I have been educating Ivano in the ways of Star Wars.
Now it's time for the latest instalment of the prequel trilogy.
Attack Of The Clones!
Here's what his hopes were for the film.
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As soon as the opening music starts the first thing he said was,

"It's Superman! Are we watching Superman instead?"

In the first few minutes of the film when the ship explodes and it becomes clear that someone is trying to kill Padme, Ivano said,

"Hmm this is becoming intriguing."
Clearly he was starting to become invested in the story now.

When Annakin meets Padme, Ivano then got very excited.
"They are going to SHAG!!! Aren't they? Do they shag in this one or the next one? When do they shag?"

About halfway through this film Ivano made an observation about Padme.

"Did you notice that every time you her, she looks hotter and hotter, and is wearing hotter and hotter clothes, pretty soon she will be only wearing a thong!"

Althea revealed during the film that she is scared of planets.
I didn't have the heart to tell her that she currently lives on PLANET earth.

At this point in the film Ivano started to chuckle away to himself.

Andy: What is it?
Ivano: Her dress!
Andy: What?
Ivano: Look at her dress, she is wearing a target for him!

And when Ivano saw the scene below, he got more excited than I have seen him during any of the Star Wars films.
"Oh my God!!! A FLYING WHEELIE BIN!!!!" 
He was screaming the above sentence.

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Tune in next week when Ivano watches the final instalment of Star Wars.

That's All For Now

Until Next Time

May The Force Be With You
Andy G

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