Wednesday, 7 April 2010

Ivano has big news!

Hows it goin?
The other day I was speaking to Ivano online and he was attempting to get me out for drinks on Friday night.
Sadly due to my lack of funds at the moment I had to decline. Luckily I managed to get a couple of shifts at work so the good news is I'll be able to eat for the rest of the week!
Anyway, Ivano tried to convince me to come out by saying he had "Big News!"
I was intrigued, buts that didn't change the fact I was broke.
Ivano then invited me round to his house on Sunday.
This I could afford, as it's free.
I noticed that Althea posted this on facebook.

Being the miserable bastard that I am, I immediately replied with a "Bah Humbug."

I suspected Althea's status had something to do with Ivano's big news.
What was going on?
Did they won the lottery?
Did they bought a new house?
Was Althea pregnant?
Would she call it Andy G?

Someone has to!

This would not surprise me if she was pregnant as this seems to be the thing to do lately. I know a lot of people who are getting married or having babies or buying houses, and the most exciting thing in my life at the moment is the fact that I have completed The Force Unleashed on the Wii for the fourth time and the new series of Doctor Who has started.

Anyway, Sunday arrived and myself and few friends made our way to Althea and Ivano's house. Ivano was cooking for all of us. we had pasta, home made burgers, roast lamb, mash pots, colcannon, and some kind of italian pepper sauce type stuff.

The meal was truly immense, and it worked out very well for me as I had no food in the house. During the course of the meal, I invented the term "Sarcasm Ninja." Althea claimed she has fat shoulders, I am unsure how anyone can have fat shoulders.
And Illaria claims the alst time she went out for a run she did 300o kilometers
Now a kilometer is 1000m so she is saying she ran 3000000 meters.
Now that is quite an achievement, it's 1875 miles. Which is impressive.

I was still curious about Ivano's big news.
I will admit to being slightly disappointed.
Althea is not pregnant, altho they are thinking about getting anther dog. The current dog is named Grappa, after the italian drink which I cannot handle. I think it tastes like petrol, except not as nice. Ivano loves it tho.
If the next dog they get is a boy they are considering calling it Andy G. It's not a baby but its something!

So it turns out that Ivano's big news wasn't really very big, or news.
He built a BBQ.
Well, I say BBQ, its more like a pile of bricks with a paving slab on top, but he seems very chuffed with it. This didn't come as news to me as I saw photo's of it a week previous.

I should have known it would be something like this, Ivano claimed to have "Big News" in order to get me to come round. I should have guessed this as 98% of everything Ivano says is bollocks.

After dinner I had a couple of drinks, but only a couple. After the last time I was out with Ivano I am constantly watching how much I drink.

I headed home around 7ish, and decided to walk as I didn't know when the next bus would be. The walk home took a lot longer than I wanted. It's my own fault tho. I took the stupid way home.

Thats All For Now

Until Next Time

Have A Nice

Andy G

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